Posts Tagged ‘humour’

Murderous Tendency

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

When a person is under stress, it’s not uncommon for him to think illogically.

Put two stressed people together, and you get a nonsensical chat on nonsensical topics.

Like murder.

(Warning: potentially gross, but lame content ahead)

You know, they said that you die quite quickly if you cut the artery in your neck.
Yeah, that’s what I heard too.
Wanna try?
How?
Is your roommate around?
I think so. I have a fork at home.
You want to use fork? That will be too slow. We might as well use shaver.
Yeah, let’s shave his neck till he dies.
OK.

Murderous Stressed,
hendri

Can Productivity = Infinity When Effort = 0?

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

One of the jokes among engineering students comes in the form of this formula:

Productivity = Result / Effort

Therefore, as effort approaches zero, productivity approaches infinity.

P=infinity

However, this joke assumes that result and effort are independent of each other. It ignores the fact that results is in fact a function of effort.

R=f(E)

To understand this, let us have a look at a graph of effort against time of a typical student:

E_against_t_1

The hardworking student would have a graph that looks more like the following:

E_against_t_2

On the other hand, another type of students have a more exotic-looking graph, marked by periods of sporadic inspiration and scolding by supervisor, like so:

E_against_t_3

In all cases, what matters most is the total effort spent, which can be found by looking at the area under the graph. To simplify matters, let us call this cumulative effort just ‘effort’ from now on.

We can now see how effort correlates to result. Typically, the result against effort graph looks like the following:

R=f(E)_graph

There are three regions in the graph:

  1. Region of minimum efficiency: Usually found at the start of the work, where requirements are still not clear and the person does not have a clear direction to take.
  2. Region of maximum efficiency: When the person knows what to do.
  3. Region of saturation: When nothing more can be done no matter how much more effort is spent.

In almost every case, a student should strive to achieve the point in between region of maximum efficiency and the region of saturation.

It is clear from the graph that as effort approaches zero, result also approaches zero. Intuitively, we may think that the formula for productivity then becomes the following:

P=0_over_0

Unfortunately, this doesn’t make much sense mathematically.

This problem can be solved by observing that the graph indicates that as effort approaches zero, the gradient of the result against effort graph also approaches zero, i.e.:

dR_over_dE=0

Hence, we can utilize L’Hôpital’s rule, and the formula for productivity becomes:

P=0

It is clear that if no effort is done, productivity will be 0 as well. Therefore, the statement that “as effort approaches zero, productivity approaches infinity” is false. The key to the problem is in fact the result. No matter how much (or how little) effort a student put, the result is the one that determines how productive a student is.

In other words, if a student puts in a lot of effort, but comes up with a little result, he is considered unproductive. If he puts in a lot of effort and comes up with a reasonable result, he may be reasonably productive. If he puts in a little effort and comes up with a very good result, then he can be considered as productive.

This case study is also a good example of how a student can spend so much time proving something so trivial using an overly-complicated method, which reduces his productivity tremendously.

Unproductive,
hendri

Power to the Point

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

In our professional lives, we are bound to have to give a presentation. Whether it is a sales pitch to a group of potential investors, or a technical demonstration for our final year project, it is important to make a good, lasting impression on the audience, and avoid the common pitfalls.

Don McMillan gives a good overview of the common mistakes in a Powerpoint presentation.

Hilariously.

[via Benny]

A Love Letter to Someone

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

When we first met 4 weeks ago, it was hardly love at first sight.

I didn’t know you. Neither did you know me.

I spent our first week just listening to your stories. And over time, I grew to understand you better. I grew to trust you. I came to understand that you just wanted the best for me.

I was shocked when you popped those three words barely a week ago. I expected this to come, but I didn’t know it would be so fast. I have always been confused by your words and actions.

I was reluctant.

It wasn’t without any reasons.

As you might know, I had just recovered from a disastrous one. I really didn’t know what did I do wrong. Perhaps it was a miscalculation on my part. Perhaps I had taken the wrong steps. Perhaps I was just not good enough.

But you assured me this time I would be alright. I know you have prepared that special Valentine’s Day present for me. You wanted to keep it a secret, but I know you too well. You can’t hide secrets well, don’t you know that? ;)

And so over the weekend I thought over and over again about it. I pondered and thought whether this would be the best for me.

I have decided now. Yes, I am willing to commit. I am willing to take the chances again to be hurt.

This time, I will calculate every step I take carefully. I will not make any more mistakes. I will do my best and work hard for it. I will even use a calculator, if I really have to.

I am looking forward to that Valentine’s Day present from you. Oh, and am I so looking forward to meet you again. Because that is the only time I will hear those three words from you again, my dearest professor:

Quiz on Thursday!

Which happens to be a freaking Valentine’s Day.

Lovingly yours,
hendri