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I’m not exactly a big fan of astrology. I tend to think that personality traits associated with astrology were invented to make profits for astrologers, because some of the so-called traits are so generic that it can apply to anyone. So people are practically paying astrologers to tell them something that can be applied to just anyone.

Just for the fun of it, I checked out the article on Pisces on Wikipedia, and see if the so-called traits apply to me. My comments are in bold. The traits are in bold as it looks nicer that way.

According to Wikipedia, Pisces people have these good traits:

• hypnotizing charm - *stares out of screen to hypnotize my blog readers*
• flexible - Not at all, I can’t do sit and reach…
• nurturing - I like to teach, though the reverse is not necessarily true
• free-spirited - Of course I’m free! Need to pay meh?
• romantic - Nope, never read Romance of the Three Kingdoms before
• happy - Yatta!
• sensitive - Don’t criticize me can?
• mystical - Nah…
• enchanting - Haha, seriously? *starts chanting instead*
• smart - No comments
• emotional - Who doesn’t have emotions?
• reverent - Nah, not at all
• creative - I prefer Apple iPod nano
• loving - Maybe
• easygoing - Quite easy lah
• fun - So fun meh?
• spontaneous - *combusts spontaneously*
• sympathetic - Pathetic? Yes. Sympathetic? Not very sure
• compassionate - To my compatriots? Perhaps
• intuitive - Common sense? Think so
• unworldly - I’m a god?
• wise - Haven’t removed wisdom tooth yet
• open minded - Not too bad I think
• caring - Yes, sometimes too much
• devoted - Too much for my own good
• liberal - Looks like it
• humorous - I’m that funny meh?
• shy - Too shy
• innocent - Of course I’m innocent!
• imaginative - Let’s see, what would happen if I don’t study…
• understanding - Really?
• perceptive - Perhaps
• tolerant - Too tolerant
• benevolent - Am I?
• self-sacrificing - Too much
• artistic - A bit here and there

Pisces people also have these bad traits:

• distracted - I’m supposed to be studying, for goodness sake!
• detached - I’m not having exams! What exams?!
• illusionary - There’s no exams, right?
• impractical - I need to print my notes if I want to study for exams, now! (4.46 am)
• gullible - My flatmate said there’s no exams for him… Means there’s none for me too?
• escapist - Let me just blog for a while…
• lazy - I think I’ll continue studying tomorrow
• erratic - Or should I study now? Oh look, nice game…
• aloof - I don’t care, I want to finish blogging before I start studying I thought aloof meant stubborn…
• moody - Why oh why does the library close so early and my CashCard expire at this time when I need to print my notes?
• fickle - Should I print my notes in the library, or the lab?
• confused - Library? Lab? Library? Lab? Or don’t print at all?
• depressed - Crap, exams really coming soon, how? I cannot finish studying like this lah… Die lah die lah, might as well don’t study at all…
• complicated - I don’t want to study anymore… But studying is fun. How?

What about you?

Pisces,
hendri