A Better Title

I have no idea where NTU got its passage generator for its corporate communication materials, but it sure is hilarious! With all the obsession with Batman, Santa Claus, growing up, anger, poison, marriage, and—best of all—botulism (described by The Free Dictionary as “A severe, sometimes fatal food poisoning caused by ingestion of food containing botulin and characterized by nausea, vomiting, disturbed vision, muscular weakness, and fatigue.”)

Here are some excerpts:

… although Batman quite lamely bought two subways, but Santa Claus abused sheep … then the dwarf fights umpteen dogs …

This is classic! Randomness at its best!

… one Macintosh marries Batman …

You mean Batman is married to a computer?!?

Umpteen elephants lamely perused one purple cat …

Sounds very, very wrong…

Purple trailers quite comfortably marries one schizophrenic Klingon …

No wonder the Klingon is schizophrenic.

… umpteen bureaux telephoned the sheep, even though Santa Claus grew up quickly …

Santa Claus really has to grow up more quickly.

… but the almost purple cats ran away noisily.

Must be because of the elephants.

Umpteen tickets tastes five purple fountains, however Batman grew up.

Still not as quickly as Santa Claus.

For those who have an NTU user account, you can get the source here, or in this public folder posting.

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