A Better Title

This post will talk about shit, so please don’t read this if you’re eating now.

Oops, a bit too late, isn’t it?

It’s that time of the year again!

It didn’t start too well, with my first shower after midnight in my new year being graced by complimentary Shit Vapour Spa (SVS) from one of my neighbours staying on top of me.

Wait, that sounds wrong.

What I meant was one of my neighbours staying a few floors directly above my unit.

So what’s this exciting and new SVS?

Thanks to a possible fault in the plumbing system in my block, everytime someone staying in a unit directly above me shits and flushes, stinky vapour will come from the drain. I think it’s because of a faulty valve that is supposed to seal the septic tank away from the main pipes. I don’t know when we’re going to report this, but it’s annoying to try to relax and lather up soap all over your body, only to be greeted with SVS a moment later.

Well, after the shower, things just went down the hill. Things happened, and the next thing I knew, I couldn’t sleep until 3 or 4 a.m. and three chocolate bars later (I’m so gonna have pimples outburst).

The next thing I knew, I woke up at 7.30 a.m., having to get ready for a long day at work.

And lo and behold, SVS was the thing that accompanied me when I was showering.

To cut things short, I decided to do a good deed by waking up a guy who overslept as the bus I was taking reached Boon Lay Interchange.

That’s all for a beginning of the new year for me, and I have no idea how things are going to turn out today.

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