A Love Letter
My dearest,
With the light of love as my guide, the feather of angels as my pen, and the blood of Aphrodite as ink, I weave my thoughts for you.
How my body sweats and trembles with desire, when my thoughts turn to drinking the sweet nectar from your full lips, which is sweeter then the honey dripping from the lips of the Goddess Aphrodite herself.
What manner of creature can resist your lovely mysterious black eyes which remind me of those cute black bears. No, I’m not calling you hairy or anything. I’m just saying your eyes look like those bears. I know they are hairy, but you are not.
I admire the way you brush your lovely brown hair, and its funny when your hair collects static and stands on end. It reminds me of a cute little hedgehog, or even one of those little troll dolls!
You know I love sitting on the couch with you and cuddling. Its been something which has meant a lot to me despite you always firing ass-biscuits into the area where you are sitting, and causing the fabric to stink for 3 days. But I don’t mind because I know sitting on the couch and talking, brings us closer together and of course, a friend of mine recommended a great fabric spray, so all is well, my love.
Words alone cannot express how unique my love is for you. I love you, and you only, I swear that to you my love ….having said that I do love my MP3 player which I love listening to when you are not around. Come to think of it I listen to it when you are around too, but thats besides the point. My point is that I love you and my love for you is unique (isn’t it weird how the word ‘unique’ and ‘eunuch’ sound the same? The word Unix also sounds similar, but ‘Chimpanzee’ doesn’t)
I can’t remember if I’ve already told you this but I really do love your smile. Its such a turn on to look at and its one of the many reasons I love being with you my love. Sometimes I wish I could do nothing but stare at your smile all day, but I’m not sure that’s a good idea my love, as people will probably think I’m some kind of nut case and I might get taken away by the men in white coats.
Anyway darling, I must depart now. I really can’t wait to see you again, especially if you are gonna be wearing sexy White underwear for me! Go on, surprise me! I’ve often wondered what you would look like wearing those, and many a nights have gone by where I would sit and fantasise about you wearing White underwear and I would have no need to watch music videos any more.
I wish you a happy Valentines Day with every burning spark of lust, fired by flames of passion from my tender bleeding heart.
Eternally loving you, with flames of desire,
xxooxxooxx
[Don't take this letter too seriously lah... It was generated using Valentines Love Letter Generator, via lancerlord]