Whiny Slimy Creepy
Thursday, January 20th, 2005Bob Ricci’s songs are running over and over again in my head. His songs are parodies of mainstream songs and are so hilarious. The song that was used in the music video “She Freakin’ Blocked Me” I mentioned a couple of days ago was actually sung by him too. You can also listen to his songs online.
The following is the lyrics for one of his songs.
by: Bob Ricci
(sung to the tune of Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden)
I have a wish
I have a fantasy.
That something horrible would happen
and that you’d cease to be.
I just can’t stand to be around
whiny slimy creepy you.
I’m sick and tired of putting up with you,
The way you’re always tagging behind me
I hide but you find me
At first it was cute but now:
I wanna throw you off of a mountain
I wanna drown you deep in the sea
I wanna tie your feet together
and leave you hanging high from a tree.
I guess you might think that
I’m taking this a bit extreme,
Like that one time
I poured some drain-all in your Ovaltine.
And can you tell me
do you really think it’s wrong of me?
To wanna punch you in the stomach after you
just had a thanksgiving dinner
A huge apple fritter,
Maybe a beer or two.
I wanna throw you off of a mountain.
I wanna drown you deep in the sea.
I wanna lock you in the basement
and accidentally swallow your key.
Oh can’t you see now, baby?
You really irritate me,
completely aggravate me.
What’ll it take to make you leave?
I have a dream
I have a wish
I have a fantasy
That something horrible would happen
and that you’d cease to be
I just can’t stand to be around
whiny slimy creepy you (I hate you)
I wanna throw you off of a mountain.
I wanna drown you deep in the sea.
I wanna grab a sharp utensil
and jam it right through your main artery.
I wanna throw you off of a mountain.
I wanna drown you deep in the sea.
I want to tie your feet together
and leave you hanging off from a tree.
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